AGGIE   JOKE   OF   THE   DAY

to understand the present,
investigate the past
                                                                   

Two Aggies were pulling a large deer through the woods. They came across a Longhorn and he said, "Really nice buck you got there, but I think if you pulled him by his horns it would be a lot better than dragging him by his hind legs." The Aggies tried it and after a while one said "This sure is better. It's a lot smoother over the ground." The other said, "Yeah, but we sure a getting farther away from the truck."

-- anonymous