AGGIE JOKE OF THE DAY
to understand the present,
investigate the past
Two Aggies were pulling a large deer through the woods.
They came across a Longhorn and he said, "Really nice buck you got there, but I think if you pulled him by his horns it would be a lot better than dragging him by his hind legs."
The Aggies tried it and after a while one said "This sure is better. It's a lot smoother over the ground."
The other said, "Yeah, but we sure a getting farther away from the truck."
-- anonymous